25 November 2008

WHO KNEW SAVING YOUR LIFE COULD BE SO MUCH FUN?

“A STAGE SHOW”

By Lt. Lawrence F. Frego, USNR, (ret.)

GOOD DAY! I’M LARRY. HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING?

BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I WANT TO ASK YOU ALL A

QUESTION. HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN ONE OF THOSE

CRAZY AUSTIN POWERS MOVIES? THAT MIKE MYERS IS WILD

ISN’T HE? HOW MANY? RAISE YOUR HANDS. THAT’S GREAT.

LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF YOU HAVE SEEN AT LEAST ONE.

NOW MY NEXT QUESTION IS: HOW MANY OF YOU GOT UP THIS

MORNING AND LIKE OLD AUSTIN POWERS SAID, “YA BABY?”

(POINT FINGER UP IN THE AIR LIKE AUSTINE POWERS)

DID YOU WAKE UP WITH A DESIRE TO JUST POP OUT OF BED

LIKE A PIECE OF TOAST OUT OF THE TOASTER? DID YOU WAKE

UP WITH THE BURNING DESIRE TO JUST SET THE WORLD ON

FIRE?

DID YOU STAND IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR AND SING, “I’M TOO

SEXY FOR MY SHIRT? (COMB HAIR IN FRONT OF MIRROR AND

SING I’M TOO SEXY)

ANYBODY SING JAMES BROWN’S “I’M A SEX MACHINE?”

(DANCE LIKE JAMES BROWN AND SING). HOW MANY?

NO! WHY NOT?

OR DID YOU GET UP AND CURSE THE DAY. “ OH CRAP IT’S

MONDAY. DID YOU DO THIS? DID YOU HOBBLE AROUND AND GO “

“OUI VEY” “MY BACK HURTS, MY BUTT HURT, MY KNEES HURT

GOD I NEED A CUP OF COFFEE.” (WALK AROUND LOOKING

DEJECTED AND IN PAIN.)

SO, WHICH WAS IT? (JUMP BACK) WAS IT “YA BABY” “I’M TOO

SEXY” OR WAS IT- OH CRAP MY BACK HURTS, MY BUTT HURTS.?

DID YOU EVER GO INTO A DRUG STORE LOOKING FOR SOME

BIRTH CONTOL STUFF, BUT STOPPED AND BOUGHT BEN-GAY

INSTEAD? HOW MANY? I ADMIT IT- I DID IT. HOW ABOUT YOU?

GUYS, TOO BAD THEY DON’T SELL VIAGRA OVER THE COUNTER

ISN’T IT? INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO BE EMBARASSED AND GO SEE

THE DOCTOR AND SAY, “DOC- IT’S DEAD! CAN I GET SOME

VIAGRA?” (POINT DOWN TO THE PANTS AND CUP BOTH HANDS.)

(JOKE) : ANYONE KNOW WHY IT’S HARD TO BE A SEX MACHINE?

GO TO THE AUDIENCE AND PICK OUT TWO COUPLES, ONE

YOUNG ONE OLD. ASK THE OLDER COUPLE HOW LONG THEY’VE

BEEN MARRIED. REPTEAT THE QUESTION. TAKE ANSWERS.

ANSWER: “IT’S HARD TO GET REPLACEMENT PARTS.”

DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT! (say in Brooklyn accent.) – TONIGHT

WE’RE GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO GET THOSE

REPLACEMENT PARTS AND EXTEND YOUR WARRANTY.

EVERYDAY YOU GET TO DECIDE WHICH OF THESE SCENARIOS IS

YOURS. IS IT “YA BABY” OR IS IT “OH CRAP- ANOTHER DAY.”

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE SPENT $10,000 BUYING A CAR? HOW

ABOUT $20,000? $30,000 OR MORE?

NOW HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE SPENT $10,000 BUYING HEALTH

BOOKS AND STUDYING ABOUT YOUR HEALTH? I HAVE.

WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT- YOUR CAR OR YOUR BODY?

YOU CAN’T DRIVE IF YOU’RE DEAD CAN YOU? SEEMS SIMPLE TO

ME.

TONIGHT !!! WE’RE GOING TO CHANGE ALL THAT.

TONIGHT WE’RE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING YOU

THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.

I’VE SPENT ABOUT 25 YEARS READING HEALTH BOOKS AND

STUDYING COMPARATIVE RELIGIONS. I’VE LOGGED ABOUT 8,000

HOURS OF HEALING.

LIKE MOST PEOPLE I WASN’T INTERESTED IN HEALTH UNTIL I

ALMOST DIED.

PRETTY GOOD REASON ISN’T IT? I WAS IN THE NAVY AT OCS

AND HAD A HOT APPENDIX. NONE OF THE DOCTORS COULD FIND

THE PROBLEM AND CALLED ME “A MALINGERING LIAR” AND

TRIED TO KICK ME OUT OF THE NAVY. I RAN THE NAVY SEAL PT

TEST WITH DUCT TAPE ON MY STOMACH, AS I WANTED TO

SUCCEED. FAILURE JUST WASN’T IN MY VOCABULARY.

ABOUT A YEAR LATER I WAS IN AN AMBULANCE GOING TO

THE OAKLAND NAVAL HOSPITAL, BECAUSE I THOUGHT PERHAPS

I HAD FOOD POISIONING FROM AN ARMADILLO PIZZA. I WAS

LYING THERE IN THE AMBULANCE, BUT AS IT WAS 3 DAYS

BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND VERY COLD, THE BATTERY TO THE

AMBULANCE WAS ON THE CHARGER. IT WAS LIKE AN EPISODE

FROM THE KEYSTONE COPS. EVENTUALLY I GOT THERE. THE

DOCTORS SAID I HAD ONLY TWO HOURS TO LIVE UNLESS I HAD

THE OPERATION AS MY APPENDIX WAS ABOUT TO BURST.

THEY TOOK OUT MY APPENDIX AND THEY GAVE ME AN ALARM

CLOCK FOR CHRISTMAS. SEEMED LIKE A GOOD DEAL TO ME.

HAVING TAKEN CARE OF THE APPENDIX PROBLEM, I THEN

WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF A NECK INJURY I INCURED AT

NAVAL DIVING SCHOOL IN PANAMA CITY, FL. UNFORTUNATELY,

ON MY WAY OVER TO THE TREASURE ISLAND, CA. HOSPITAL, I

WAS REAR-ENDED BY A LITTLE CHINESE WOMAN WITH THICK

GLASSES AND PUSHED THROUGH THE TOLL BOOTH TO THE BAY

BRIDGE. (WAVE HANDS AROUND AND SCREAM ARRRR.)

IN THE ACCIDENT I HAD KNOCKED OUT ALL THE DISCS

IN MY BACK, I WAS ON MEDICAL HOLD FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS.

I WAS LIVING ON RUM AND CODENE AND SENDING ALL MY

CHIROPRACTORS KIDS TO COLLEGE. I WAS SPENDING A LOT OF

MONEY TRYING TO GET WELL AND THE NAVY WOULDN’T PAY

FOR IT. THEY WERE STUCK ON THAT “MALINGERING LIAR

THING” AND TRIED TO THROW ME OUT AGAIN.

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO ANY OF YOU?

THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU IT WAS YOUR FAULT? CRAZY ISN’T IT?

THEREFORE, THE REASON I GOT INTO HEALTH RESEARCH WAS

SIMPLE: I DIDN’T WANT TO BE A WRECK AND AN INVALID AT 32

YEARS OLD. I DIDN’T WANT TO LIVE ON PAIN PILLS THE REST

OF MY LIFE. I DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND

STARTED ORDERING HEALTH BOOKS BY THE CASE. I WAS

DETERMINED TO FIND AN ANSWER TO MY PROBLEMS.

I HAVE BEEN WHERE MANY OF YOU HAVE BEEN. I KNOW WHAT

YOU FEEL.

I GOT OUT OF THE ACTIVE NAVY AND JOINED THE

RESERVES AND WORKED FOR NAVAL INTELLIGENCE. I

DISCOVERED I LIKED SECRETS AND BEGAN TO COLLECT THEM.

ALL KINDS OF SECRETS. (WALK AROUND WITH A BASKET

GATHERING SECRETS.) I HAD TO FIND A SOLUTION AS THE VA

GAVE ME ONLY 20% DISABILITY AND $99.00/mo FOR LOOSING MY

$25,000/YR JOB AS A NAVAL OFFICER. NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER

OF INVENTION THEY SAY.

TONIGHT! (EMPHASIZE TONIGHT) I AM GOING TO SHARE WITH

YOU SOME OF THE WORLD’S GREATEST HEALTH SECRETS.

OK, ARE YOU READY FOR SECRET # 1? WHO IS READY? (GET A

SHOW OF HANDS.) YOU DON’T LOOK READY. HA HA. COME ON,

LETS HAVE SOME ENTHUSIASM. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE A

ROUGH CROWD ARE YOU?

WHEN YOU WERE BORN DID THE NURSE COME OUT WITH YOUR

CHILD IN A BASKET AND GIVE YOU AN OWNERS MANUEL?

(PUT ON NURSES HAT W/ STETHASCOPE AND GIVE BABY TO

PARENTS IN A BASKET. AND THEN GIVE AN OWNERS MANUEL).

SO, THAT IS OUR FIRST PROBLEM. THE REASON YOUR BODIES

AREEN’T WORKING RIGHT IS THAT GOD FORGOT TO GIVE YOU

AN OWNERS MANUEL. RIGHT? YEAH, IT’S GOD’S FAULT,

RIGHT? HA HA. GOD FORGOT! HE SCREWED UP. THAT IS WHY

YOUR BODIES END UP IN THE JUNKYARD BEFORE THEIR DUE

DATES. I AM SURE THE BODY WAS DESIGNED TO GO 140 YEARS,

NOT JUST 70. AND IT WOULD EASILY GO TO 140 IF YOU TREATED

YOUR BODY LIKE A SPIRITUAL VEHICLE, AND NOT A JUNK CAR.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TURN THE KEY IN YOUR CAR?

(SHOW TURNING A KEY TO THE IGNITION) WHEN YOU TURN

THAT KEY, YOU’RE COMPLETING AN ELECTRICAL CIRCUIT AND

THE BATTERY POWERS THE STARTER TO TURN THE ENGINE

OVER. THAT JUNK CAR OF YOUR BODY- THAT YOU’VE BEEN

BEATING THE HELL OUT OF FOR DECADES IS REALLY A

SPIRITUAL VEHICLE AND IT ACTS LIKE A VERY BIG BATTERY.

EVERY TINY CELL IN YOUR BODY ACTS LIKE A LITTLE BATTERY

AND THEN EVERY LITTLE BATTERY OR CELL IS ALL LINKED

TOGETHER IN SERIES. IF YOU WERE A PSYCHIC YOU COULD SEE

ALL THE BEAUTIFUL COLORS OF YOUR AURA OR ENERGY BODY-

SHINING MAGNIFICANTLY LIKE A RAINBOW. (SHOW AURA

CHART) BEAUTIFUL ISN’T IT? THAT’S YOUR MOJO BABY! RIGHT

THERE. YOU’RE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH AND I’LL SHOW YOU

HOW TO POLISH YOURSELVES UP.

HOW DO YOU MAINTAIN A CAR BETTERY? YOU PUT WATER IN IT

RIGHT? WHEN YOU DRINK WATER IT “GENERATES

ELECTRICITY.” LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN AS IT IS VERY

IMPORTANT- WATER GENERATES ELECTRICITY.

SO SECRET #1 IS WATER. YOU CAN CURE DOZENS OF DISEASES

WITH JUST WATER. (DRINK A GLASS OF WATER AND HOLD IT UP.)

SOME EXAMPLES ARE HIGH CHOLESTEROL, HEART PROBLEMS,

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, ARTHRITIS, AND EVEN DEPRESSION.

MOST PEOPLE ARE DEHYRATED BECAUSE THEY DRINK COFFEE,

TEA, SODA, JUICE, AND ALCOHOL INSTEAD OF WATER. THEY

ARE NOT THE SAME THING AS THESE ALL DEHYDRADRE THE

BODY. IN MY BOOK THERE ARE A COUPLE OF CHAPTERS ON

WATER AND WHAT MAKES THE BEST WATER IN THE WORLD. IF

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT KIND OF WATER, LIKE WHITE GLACIAL

RUNOFF FROM A MOUNTAIN FULL OF MINERALS AND

ELECTRICITY- YOU CAN LIVE TO BE 140 EASILY.

MINERALS ARE WHAT HOLD THE ELECTRICAL CHARGES.

THE MORE GOOD MINERALS YOU HAVE- THE HIGHER THE

ELECTRICAL CHARGE YOU CAN HOLD IN YOUR BATTERY.

OR YOU CAN CHEAT AND BUY PRODUCTS LIKE CRYSTAL

ENERGY OR MEGAHYDRATE (SHOW PRODUCTS) TO WHIP YOUR

CELLS BACK INTO SHAPE SO THEY CAN HOLD A HIGHER

ELECTRICAL CHARGE. THERE REALLY IS A FOUNTAIN OF

YOUTH IF YOU UNDERSTAND WATER, ENERGY AND MINERALS.

IT’S SORT OF ROCKET SCIENCE DISCOVERED BY DR. PATRICK

FLANIGAN DURING HIS DECADES OF STUDYING THE HUNZAS IN

PAKISTAN, BUT IT’S ALL IN THE BOOK. FASCINATING STUFF.

(LEAN OVER ON A WATER COOLER W/ ARM UP AND A GLASS OF

WATER.) NEXT TIME YOU GO TO THE WATER COOLER AND

SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHAT YOU’RE DOING, JUST TELL THEM

YOU’RE “TOPPING OFF YOUR BATTERY.”

NOW SECRET #1 WAS JUST A WARMUP FOR THE REST. IT IS

BASIC INFORMATION YOU MUST HAVE IN ORDER FOR US TO

BUILD TO GREATER AND GREATER SECRETS. SECRET # 2 IS ONE

OF THE WORLD’S GREATEST SECRETS. RESEARCHERS HAVE

BEEN KILLED, PUT IN PRISON, HAD THEIR LABS BURNED DOWN

FOR THEIR UNDERSTANDING OF THIS SECRET. ARE YOU READY

FOR SECRET #2? THIS IS A REALLY REALLY BIG ONE. THIS IS

THE ONE THAT LEAD ME TO FIND “A UNIVERSAL THEORY OF

DISEASE” THAT EXPLAINS ALL DISEASE AND HOW TO PREVENT

OR CURE THEM.

HERE IT IS: (SHOW CHART OF THE FREQUENCIES OF DISEASE)

LETS START AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHART AT 25 MHZ. GUESS

WHAT- IF YOUR BODY DOESN’T HAVE ANY ELECTRICAL

CURRENT- YOU’RE DEAD. TIME FOR THE JUNKYARD AND THAT

BIG RECYCLING CENTER IN THE SKY BABY. NO BIG MYSTERY

THERE. DEAD BATTERY DEAD BODY.

NEXT LOOK AT CANCER AT 42 MHZ. THE FLU AT 57 MHZ.

EVERY DISEASE HAS IT’S OWN PARTICULAR FREQUENCY WHERE

IT LIVES. ALL DISEASES LIVE IN THE LOWER RANGES.

THEREFORE IF YOU RAISE YOUR ENERGY LEVEL HIGHER THAN

THE DISEASE YOU MAY HAVE- THEN IT IS DONE. IT SIMPLY

CAN’T LIVE. AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY- IF YOU GET YOUR

BODY CHARGED UP TO AND BEYOND THE THRESHOLD OF

DISEASE- THEN NOTHING CAN TOUCH YOU.

Joke: EVER HEAR OF SPONTANEOUS REMISSION? SOUNDS LIKE

SOMETHING IN THE BACK OF A TAXI CAB DOESN’T IT?

ACTUALLY SPONTANEOUS REMISSION IS WHEN YOU ILLNESS OR

DISEASE SUDDENLY DISAPPERS AND YOUR DOCTORS DOESN’T

HAVE A CLUE WHY. WHAT HAS HAPPENED IS THAT YOU’VE

BROUGHT YOUR ENERGY LEVEL AND CONSCIOUSNESS ABOVE

THE FREQUENCY OF THE DISEASE. THAT IS WHAT REALLY

HAPPENS.

THE NEXT STEP UP IS IMMORTALITY ITSELF. ISN’T THAT COOL?

RESEARCHER ROYAL RIFE MADE A MACHINE THAT COULD ZAP

EVERY DISEASE AT THEIR FREQUENCY AND BLOW THEM UP.

THIS WAS CALLED THE RIFE GENERATOR. EVEN WORSE FOR

THE AMA, HE FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE A GENERATOR THAT

YOU COULD PUT ON A TELEPHONE POLE AND BROADCAST THE

NORMAL VIBRATORY RATE, SO EVERYONE COULD BE WELL FOR

FREE. BOY WERE THEY PISSED. LOTS OF BAD THINGS STARTED

HAPPENING TO ROYAL RIFE. HIS RESEARCH ENDED UP IN THE

BIG GOVERNMENT WAREHOUSE, LIKE THE ONE IN INDIANA

JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. REMEMBER THAT?

ANY TREKKIES OUT THERE? REMEMBER THAT COOL SCANNER

THAT THE MEDICAL OFFICER HAD? HE COULD JUST TAKE A

READING AND THEN CHARGE YOU UP AND YOU WERE WELL.

THERE ARE SCANNERS TO READ YOUR ELECTRICAL SYSTEM TO

SHOW WHERE YOU ARE, BUT THERE AREN’T ANY LEGAL

DEVICES FOR CHARGING YOU UP. WOULDN’T IT BE COOL IF YOU

COULD GO TO THE DOCTORS AND SAY DOC- JUST HOOK UP THE

JUMPER CABLES AND GIVE ME A TRICKLE CHARGE OVERNIGHT.

(SHOW PUTTING SOME CAR JUMPER CABLES ON THE EARS.)

“GIVE ME SOME JUICE BABY!” WOULDN’T THAT BE COOL?

UNFORTUNATELLY WE CAN’T DO THAT YET., SO I’LL SHOW YOU

HOW TO DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY LIKE THE EGYPTIANS

GREEK PHILOSOPHERS, ESSENES AND THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR

USED TO DO IT. BUT FIRST WE MUST UNDERSTAND THE RULES

OF SECRET #3.

SECRET #3- (SHOW CHART OF SPIRITUAL CALIBRATION)

IN 2002 PSYCHIATRIST DAVID HAWKINS PUBLISHED A BOOK

CALLED POWER VS FORCE. HIS BOOK CONTAINED PERHAPS THE

FIRST MAP OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS. HE DID THIS BY USING A

TECHNIQUE CALLED BEHAVIORAL KINESIOLOGY. IT IS A VERY

SIMPLE METHOD TO TAP INTO THE AKASHIC RECORDS OR ALL

OF RECORDED HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

IS TEST A QUESTION USING YOUR FINGERS OR YOUR ARM. IF

THE ANSWER IS YES- YOUR FINGERS REMAIN STRONG AND

CAN’T BE PULLED APART. IF THE ANSWER IS NO- THEN THEY

EASILY COME APART. (DEMONSTRATE USING THE TWO FINGER

METHOD) YOU CAN USE IT TO ASSIST IN CURING CANCER. I

LIKE TO HAVE FUN WITH IT SOMETIMES AND GET ON THE

SINGLES SITES AND PICK OUT ALL THE AX MURDERERS. IT’S

LOTS OF FUN. I’VE EVEN DONE IT DRIVING DOWN THE

THRUWAY, BUT THIS ISN’T RECOMMENDED.

IN 2005 A TAOIST MASTER NAMED JASMUHEN PUBLISHED THE

LAW OF LOVE IN AUSTRALIA. SHE TESTED AN ADDITIONAL 500

PEOPLE AND EXPANDED THE CHART FROM THE ORIGINAL OF

DAVID HAWKINS. SHE IS VERY COOL AND WE WERE IN

FREQUENT CONTACT. SHE GAVE ME PERMISSION TO USE THIS

CHART.

THE AVERAGE PERSON TESTS AT 207- WHICH IS JUST BARELY IN

THE LEVEL OF TRUTH AND INTEGRITY. ALL THE NEGATIVE

EMOTIONS OF ANGER, HATE AND SHAME ARE BELOW 200. THAT

IS WHERE DISEASE LIVES. WHEN YOU COME UP TO THE LEVEL

OF 500 YOU’RE IN THE ENERGY OF LOVE. ONLY 6% OF THE

WORLD’S POPULATION ARE THERE. ONLY 1 PERSON IN 10

MILLION TESTS ABOVE 600 AND IS SECURELY INTO THE RANGE

OF SAINTS AND HEALERS. IN AN ENERGY FIELD OF 600 AND

ABOVE ALMOST ANYTHING WILL HEAL. ENLIGHTENMENT

STARTS AT 700. CHRIST LEVEL CONSCIOUSNESS STARTS AT 999.

MY UNIVERSAL THEORY STATES THAT THERE IS A DIRECT

CORRELATION BETWEEN HEALTH AND HUMAN CONSCIUSNESS.

IF YOU LOOK AT BOTH CHARTS YOU’LL SEE HOW SIMILAR THEY

ARE. ONCE YOU GET YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS ABOVE 635- YOU’RE

ON YOUR WAY TO A DISEASE FREE EXISTENCE. THE TRICK IS

HOW DO YOU GET TO HIGHER LEVELS OF CONSCIOUSNESS.

HOW CAN YOU GET ABOVE 635 ON THE SPIRITUAL CALIBRATION

CHART. THIS IS SECRET #4.

SECRET # 4 HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE MOST CLOSELY GUARDED

SECRET IN THE WORLD. TO REVEAL IT WAS IMMEDIATELY

PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. I BELIEVE THIS SECRET IS THE TRUE

REASON JESUS WAS KILLED. I CALL THIS SECRET THE

“STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN” IN MY BOOK.

(SHOW STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN CHART.)

THE INITIATES OF THE GREAT PYRAMID MYSTERY SCHOOL AND

LATER OFFSHOOTS IN ANCIENT GREECE AND ISRAEL TAUGHT

THEIR STUDENTS HOW TO CLIMB THE LADDER OF SPIRITUAL

MASTERY IN A SERIES OF 22 STEPS OR DEGREES. EACH ONE WAS

JUST A LITTLE BIT HIGHER THAN THE NEXT AND TAUGHT OVER

A 20 YEAR PERIOD. OTHERWISE, THE RESULTS COULD BE FATAL.

THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE 22 STEPS OF INITIATION ARE

PREVERVED IN THE TAROT DECK AND ALLEGORICALLY IN THE

BIBLE. THE GOAL OF THE TRAINING WAS TO BECOME A SELF

REALIZED SPIRITUAL MASTER: A MASTER OF THE LIGHT.

THOSE WHO GRADUATED INTO THE LIGHT WERE CALLED IN

THE EGYPTIAN LANGUAGE“A KRST”. WE KNOW THE TITLE OF

THIS MASTERY TODAY AS ATTAINING “A CHRIST” LEVEL OF

MASTERY. THE WORD CHRIST OR CHRISTOS IN LATIN IS

THEREFORE A TITLE OF MASTERY- NOT A PERSON’S NAME.

THEREFORE ANYONE WHO KNOWS THE SECRET OF THE LEVELS

OF MASTERY CAN BECOME “A CHRIST” AND HEAL THEMSELVES

OF ANY DISEASE OR CONDITION. THESE TRADITIONS EXIST ALL

OVER THE WORLD AND EXIST TODAY IN VARIOUS YOGA

SCHOOLS IN INDIA, SUCH AS SIDDHA YOGA. SIDDHA MASTERS

ARE CALLED THE “ONES WHO KNOW.” SIMILAR SCHOOLS

EXISTED IN CHINA AND ELSEWHERE. THIS KNOWLEDGE IS VERY

ANCIENT AND HAS BEEN AROUND FOR OVER 100,000 YEARS. IT IS

NOT NEW: IT WAS JUST HIDDEN FROM THE COMMON MAN. NOW

IS THE TIME IT CAN BE REVEALED AS NOW IS THE PERIOD

KNOWN AS THE END TIMES.

ANYONE HERE FAMILIAR WITH THE TERM- END TIMES?

(END TIMES JOKE: I SAW A CUTE BUMPER STICKER THAT SAID,

“WHEN THE END TIMES COME- CAN I HAVE YOUR CAR?”

I AM NOT HERE TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU. I’M STICKING

MY NECK OUT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU (POINT) CAN BECOME

A CHRIST, YOU CAN HEAL YOURSELF OF ANYTHING, AND YOU

CAN SURVIVE THE END TIMES- IF YOU WANT TO AND ARE

WILLING TO WORK HARD AT IT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS

UNDERSTAND “THE WAY” HOW TO DO IT. “THE WAY” IS THE

PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT. THE TAO MEANS THE WAY. IT’S

ACTUALLY PRETTY EASY, BUT TAKES A LOT OF COMMITMENT.

YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE A LOT OF PATIENCE, BECAUSE MOST OF

THE TIME YOU’RE RUNNING AT THE SPEED OF A TURTLE. YOU

CAN’T GO TOO FAST AS THERE IS MUCH WORK TO BE DONE AND

IT TAKES THE BODY AND MIND TIME TO ADJUST. NORMALLY IT

TAKES A MILLION YEARS OF SPIRITUAL EVOLUTION TO DO IT

THE HARD WAY. YOU CAN DO IT IN ONE LIFETIME IF YOU

UNDERSTAND HOW . THE LONGEST JOURNEY BEGINS WITH THE

FIRST STEP. I STARTED OUT SMALL BY TAKING REIKI 1, 2, AND 3.

THIS SHOULD RAISE YOU SPIRITUAL CALIBRATION AS FOLLOWS:

REIKI ONE: 264

REIKI TWO: 273

REIKI THREE: 323.

SO, JUST THREE LITTLE WEEKEND COURSES AND YOU’RE

HALFWAY TO A DISEASE FREE EXISTENCE. EASY RIGHT? THERE

IS NO MAGIC TO REIKI, IT JUST USES JAPANESE SYMBOLS TO

TAKE YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS FROM ONE LEVEL TO THE NEXT.

WHEN I WAS INITIATED INTO REIKI II- I FELT LIKE MY HEAD

GOT ZAPPED WITH A BOLT OF LIGHTENING OR STATIC

ELECTRICITY. ZAP! MY HANDS WERE SO HOT I HAD TO KEEP

THEM AWAY FROM ME AT NIGHT AS THEY WERE BUZZING AND

KEEPING ME AWAKE. ONCE I FINISHED REIKI AND LEVELED OFF

I FLEW TO COPENHAGEN TO HAVE MY AURA BALANCED AT: 373.

THEN I TOOK:

ASCENDED MASTER HEALER COURSE #1 : 384

ASCENDED MASTER HEALER COURSE #2.: 403.

THEN I RAN OUT OF MONEY SO I HAD TO CHEAT- IN THE

EGYPTIAN MANNER. THEN I STARTED TAKING WHITE GOLD

POWDER OR THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE. TODAY IT IS CALLED

ORMUS MATERIALS AND IS READILY AVAILABLE OVER THE

INTERET. (ADD THE REST OF THE LEVELS.)

DON’T YOU JUST LOVE THE INTERNET? YOU CAN GET

ANYTHING FROM A NEW CAR, A NEW WIFE TO IMMORTALITY IF

YOU KNOW WHERE TO SHOP. JUST SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND.

EVENTUALLY I GOT STUCK AT 693. I COULDN’T FIND OUT HOW

TO GET UP TO 700 OR THE BEGINNING OF ENLIGHTENMENT. I

COULD HAVE WENT TO THE SACRED MOUNTAINS OF

SEDONA ARIZONA (712) AND JUST MEDITATED ON A ROCK, BUT

SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED.

THEN MY LITTLE VOICE TOLD ME CRACK THE DA VINCI CODE.

EVENTUALLY I CRACKED THE CODE, FOUND THE HEALING

ACTIVATION CODES THAT JESUS GAVE TO THE KNIGHTS

TEMPLAR. I ALSO DECODED THE SYMBOLS ON THE HOLY

GRAIL WHICH IS IN A MUSEUM IN IRELAND. OVER A PERIOD OF

A COUPLE YEARS I SHOT UP TO THE BEGINNING “CHRISTOS

FREQUENCY” LEVEL. THIS WAS SCARY FOR A FEW MOMENTS

INITIALLY AS I POPPED OPEN MY HEART CHAKRA. IT JUST

WENT POP AND ENERGY FLEW ABOUT 2 FEEL OUT OF MY

CHEST. (DEMONSTRATE THE POPPING OF THE HEART CHAKRA.)

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE THERE FOR A FEW MOMENTS.

THEN IT TOOK ME TWO WHOLE YEARS TO ADJUST TO THIS NEW

LEVEL OF ENERGY.ONCE YOU REACH A CHRIST LEVEL OF

HEALING- THEN IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL SECRETS TO

IMMORTALITY. SOME OF US ARE JUST SLOW LEARNERS, SO WE

NEED EXTRA TIME TO STUDY OUR LESSONS HERE ON EARTH.

THEREFORE WE NEED TO LIVE LONGER TO ‘GET IT”.

SO, SECRET #5 IS THE BIGGIE- THE SECRET OF PHYSICAL

IMMORTALITY. ARE YOU READY?

IMMORTALITY JOKE: WOODY ALLEN ONCE SAID: “I DON’T

WANT TO BE IMMORTAL BY BEING REMEMBER FOR MY WORK- I

WANT TO BE IMMORTAL BY LIVING FOREVER.

ANYONE HAVE AN EX-SPOUSE FROM HELL YOU’D LIKE TO

OUTLIVE? WELL IF YOU DO, PAY ATTENTION. I’VE GOT THREE BUT

ONLY ONE THAT WAS REALLY ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES.

AGAIN, PHYSICAL IMMORTALITY ISN’T AS HARD AS IT SOUNDS.

YOU ONLY HAVE TO KNOW AND PRACTICE 4 RULES. THAT’S IT-

JUST 4. OR YOU CAN CHEAT AND TAKE A LOT OF WHITE GOLD

POWDER. HOW DO YOU THINK I STAY SO YOUNG LOOKING AND

STRONG? (HOLD UP MIRROR).

ANYONE EVER HEAR OF THE ANCIENT GREEKS TALKING ABOUT

THE FOUR ELEMENTS OF EARTH, AIR, FIRE AND WATER? MAYBE

YOU WERE OUT SICK THAT DAY? YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED IT.

MODERN SCIENTISTS LOOK AT THAT AS CRAZY- 4 ELEMENTS.

THEY BLEW IT OFF. THESE ARE REALLY CODE WORDS FOR

ANCIENT YOGA PRACTICES.

EARTH

TO LIVE SUCCESSFULLY, YOU MUST BE IN HARMONY WITH THE

EARTH. THAT PART IS PRETTY SIMPLE. YOU MUST OVERCOME

ALL THE NEGATIVITY OF LIVING HERE. THE BEST WAY TO DO

THAT IS BY SAYING THE NAME OF GOD IN SANSKRIT OVER AND

OVER EVERY DAY. THE NAME OF GOD IN SANSKRIT IS :

OM NAMAHA SHIVAYAYA.

YOU’LL ALSO HAVE TO OVERCOME YOUR ADDICTIONS TO FOOD

AND MATERIAL THINGS. SAYING THE NAME OF GOD WILL HELP

YOU.

AIR

YOU MUST LEARN TO BREATE EFFECITVELY. JUST 20 DEEP

BREATHS A DAY WILL GET ALL THE OLD STALE AIR OUT AND

THE FRESH AIR IN. AND YOU CAN PRACTICE ALTERNATIVE

NOSTRIL BREATHING. 8X- IN ONE SIDE THEN OUT THE OTHER

AND THEN REVERSE. THIS CLEANS OUT YOUR NADIS ENERGY

SSYTEM IN ABOUT 90 DAYS.

I AM 75- I’M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN KIDS ACTUALLLY USED

TO PLAY OUTSIDE AND GET FRESH AIR. THAT WAS BEFORE

PLAYSTION 3, GAMECUBE, AND WARROCK. I HAD TO SIGN MY

SON UP FOR BASEBALL JUST TO AIR HIM OUT.

LACK OF OXYGEN AND EXERCISE ARE THE 2 BIGGEST FACTORS

IN DEGENERATIVE DISEASE.

FIRE

I BET NONE OF YOU KNEW THAT YOU CAN GET RID OF ALMOST

ANY DISEASE JUST BY BEING IN FRONT OF A FIREPLACE? DON’T

FEEL BAD- I DIDN’T EITHER AND WAS SHOCKED TO LEARN THAT

I NEEDED 33 HOURS. WHEN YOU MEDITATE IN FRONT OF THE

FIRPLACE YOUR AURA SPINS THROUGH THE FLAMES OF THE

FIRE AND THE FIRE PURIFIES YOUR AURA. IMMORTAL YOGA

MASTERS SLEEP BY THEIR FIRES TO STAY PURIFIED. SITTING BY

THE FIRE GETS RID OF NEGATIVITY AND DEPRESSION. TRY IT-

YOU’LL FEEL GREAT. DON’T FORGET TO SAY THE NAME OF

GOD. AND DON’T FORGET THE MARSHMELLOWS.

WATER

THIS IS THE MOST FUN ONE. JUST KICK BACK IN THE TUB AND

MEDITATE. GET IN TOUCH WITH THE TRAUMAS YOU’VE

EXPERIENCED AND WASH THEM AWAY. THIS IS CALLED

REBIRTHING IN THE WEST. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT.

IT TAKES 50-100 YEARS TO GET RID OF ALL YOUR ‘STUFF’ TO

BECOME A TRUE IMMORTAL. BUT ANYONE WITH A FIREPLACE

AND A TUB OR HOT TUB CAN DO IT. IT JUST TAKES TIME AND

PATIENCE. YOU CAN OVERCOME YOUR DEATH URGE, YOUR

NEGATIVITY , THE DISAPPROVAL OF YOUR PARENTS AND

OTHERS. BURN IT ALL AWAY AND WASH IT ALL AWAY. YOU’LL

ALL HAVE TO READ LEONARD ORR’S BOOK: KICKING THE

DEATH HABIT. THAT IS ALL IT IS. DEATH IS JUST A NASTY HABIT

YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR PARENTS. GET OVER IT. LIVING IS

EASIER THAN DYING.

SECRET # 6- THE UNIVERSAL THEORY OF DISEASE

YOU AND YOUR BODY ARE A REFLECTION OF WHAT YOU THINK

AND DO. REMEMBER THE OLD DAYS WHEN YOU USED TO HAVE

THOSE HELL AND BRIMSTONE PREACHES WHO TOLD YOU

EVERYTHING WAS A SIN AND YOU’D GO TO HELL? REMEMBER

THAT? I DO. (POINT YOUR FINGER AND SAY, “YOUR’RE GOING

TO THE NETHER REGIONS IF YOU DON’T BEHAVE.) MY VERY

FIRST GIRLFRIEND WAS THE DAUGHTER OF A VERY

CONSERVATIVE PREACHER. BOY DID I CATCH HELL!

ANYWAY, THE PREACHER TELLS EVERYONE THAT IF THEY

DRINK 2 CASES OF BEER EVERYDAY AND HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH

OF GIRLFRIENDS- YOU WERE DOOMED TO HELL? DO YOU

REMEMBER SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK AND ROLL? GREAT SLOGAN

WASN’T IT? VERY CATCHY. I NEVER DID DRUGS.

(PAUSE LIKE JACK BENNY AND PUT HAND ON CHEEK).

UNLESS YOU UNDERSTAND ENERGY- YOU’RE ALL LIVING FAST AND

DYING YOUNG- AS YOU COULD LIVE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS IF

YOU WANTED TO. YOU JUST HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ENERGY.

IF YOU HAVE BIG HOLES IN YOUR CHAKRAS YOU’RE LEAKING

ENERGY LIKE A SIEVE. IF YOUR LIFESTYLE IS BURNING YOU OUT-

YOU’RE LOOSING ENERGY. THE PROBLEM IS YOU’RE NOT AWARE

OF ALL THE FACTORS THAT CAUSE YOU TO LOOSE ENERGY.

IF YOU ARE CONTINUOUSLY GAINING ENERGY AND RISING IN

SPIRITUAL CALIBRATION EVENTUALLY YOU’LL RISE ABOVE THE

THRESHOLD OF DISEASE. YOU CELLS WILL BE COME CRYSTALINE

IN NATURE AND THEY’LL BE SUPERCONDUCTORS OF ENERGY JUST

LIKE THE SAINTS OF OLD. THE BODY OF A TRUE SAINT IS SO

PERFECTED THAT IF THEY SHOULD CHOOSE TO DIE- THEIR BODIES

REMAIN PERFECT FOR MANY HUNDREDS OF YEARS AFTER THEIR

DEATHS. THEY DON’T DECOMPOSE UPON DEATH.

THE MORE YOU PERFECT YOUR BODY AND SPIRIT THE MORE

YOU’LL BECOME ALIVE, MORE PSYCHIC, YOU CAN HEAL

ANYTHING, AND DO ALMOST ANYTHING. YOU’RE PAVING THE WAY

TOWARDS IMMORTALITY. LET’S SEE A CASE STUDY AND BREAK

DOWN A COUPLE OF DISEASES AND SEE WHERE THE ENERGY LEAKS

ARE. (SHOW AIDS/CANCER CHART FROM APPENDIX A)

THE REASON DOCTORS SOMETIMES CAN’T FIGURE OUT A

DISEASE IS BECAUSE ALL THE SYMPTOMS ARE ALL LOADED ON

TOP OF ONE ANOTHER. THEN THEY CAN’T TELL WHERE IT

BEGINS AND WHERE IT ENDS. THIS IS CALLED THE LOADING

THEORY OF DIESEASE. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS THE

SAME: ENERGY. THAT’S WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT BABY. ENERGY.

SO WE MUST REPAIR ALL THE LEAKS, FIX THE LIFESTYLE, AND

GET OUT THOSE JUMPER CABLES THAT GOD GAVE US AND

RECHARGE THE BATTERY. WE NEED LOTS OF HEALING- HANDS

ON HEALING. (RAISE HANDS AND SHOW HANDS) THESE ARE

GODS HEALERS RIGHT HERE. YOU’VE ALL GOT A PAIR AND YOU

JUST NEED TO LEARN HOW TO USE THEM.

(SHOW CHART OF HEALING TIMES FOR DISEASES FROM

APPENDIX B.) ANY DISEASE CAN BE HEALED, YOU JUST HAVE

TO KNOW HOW LONG TO CHARGE UP THE BATTERY AND GET

ALL THE KINKS OUT.

SECRET #7. THE LAW OF ATTRACTION.

ANYONE EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, “GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS

WAYS.” NO HE DOESN’T. THERE ARE RULES IN THE UNIVERSE

AND THE LAW OF ATTRACTION IS ONE OF THEM. “ASK AND YE

SHALL RECEIVE.” GOD PLAYS BY THE RULES OF THE UNIVERSE.

THERE IS A SCIENCE TO THE WHOLE THING.

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING- YOU HAVE TO REPEAT IT 72 TIMES

TO EMBED IT INTO YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS. IF YOU WANT GOD IN

YOUR LIFE CARRY SOME PRAYER BEADS AND REPEAT THE NAME

OF GOD 72 TIMES OR MORE. THERE ARE A LOT OF GREAT BOOKS

ON THE MARKET ABOUT THE LAW OF ATTRACTION.

JUST LIKE SOME OF YOU I’VE BEEN BROKE, $400,000 IN DEBT,

HOMELESS, FIRED, DIVORCED, AND BANGED UP. BUT AS YOU

RECALL WHEN I WAS INJURED I DIDN’T RUN AROUND AND GO

“OH POOR ME, OH POOR ME WITH MY HEAD LISTING TO PORT.

(WALK AROUND AND GO OH POOR ME, WITH MY HEAD LISTING

20 DEGREES TO PORT.) DID I? HELLO NO. (PUT FIST UP IN THE

AIR AND GO HELL NO!) EVERY MONTH I BOUGHT A CASE OF

BOOKS AND LOOKED FOR MY CURE. FIVE YEARS LATER I FOUND

REIKI AND WITHIN MONTHS I WAS HIKING THE ANDES WITH A

PACK. WHEN I WAS FIRST INJURED I WAS SO TORN UP I

COULDN’T OPEN A BOTTLE OF SODA. FIVE YEARS LATER I

ORDERED A BOTTLE OF KM AND COULD TEAR A PHONE BOOK IN

HALF WITH MY HANDS.

LETS SAY YOU REALLY WANTED A BAR OF GOLD. DO YOU THINK

A BAR OF GOLD IS JUST GOING TO SPROUT LEGS, COME UP TO

YOUR DOOR, AND BANG ON IT SAYING, “LET ME IN, LET ME IN?”

I’M YOURS. (BANG ON DOOR, KNOCK, LOOK SILLY AND BEG TO

GET IN.) DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY DOES IT?

IN THE SCIENCE OF MIND CHURCH WE SAY THAT, YOU’VE GOT

TO TREAT AND THEN GET ON YOUR FEET. YOU CAN ASK GOD

FOR ANYTHING, BUT YOU’VE GOT TO DO THE LEGWORK. GOD

HELPS THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES.

SO, IF YOU WANTED A BAR OF GOLD, YOU HAVE TO GO TO

WHERE THE GOLD IS AND FILL OUT YOUR CLAIM, STAKE IT OUT,

AND FILE IT. CLAIM IT- IT’S MY GOLD.

THIS IS THE SAME THING YOU NEED TO DO WHEN YOU NEED A

CURE- YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR NAME ON IT, SIGN IT, AND

CLAIM IT. SAY, “IT IS MY CURE- THANK YOU GOD FOR SENDING

IT”. THEN GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

REMEMBER- ITS YOUR CURE. CLAIM IT. WRITE IT DOWN.

WHENEVER YOU WRITE SOMETHING DOWN AND CLAIM IT,

YOU’RE 90% OF THE WAY THERE ALREADY.

WE CAN PLOT OUT MATHEMATICALLY EXACTLY WHERE YOU

ARE NOW. THERE IS A FORMULA CALLED HEART MATH

(SHOW SLIDE OF HEART AND HEART MATH.) THAT

CAN PREDICT EVERYTHHING ABOUT YOUR HEALTH EXACTLY.

IF YOUR HEART IS IN THE ZONE OF LOVE YOU CAN HEAL

ANYTHING. GOD IS THE FREQUENCY OF LOVE. WHEN YOU

ALLIGN YOUR WILL WITH GODS WILL- TOGETHER YOU CAN DO

ANYTHING. CLASP (HANDS TOGETHER.) IF YOUR

CONSCIOUSNESS SHOOTS UP FROM 200 AND BELOW TO 600- THEN

YOU MAY HAVE A VERY SPONTANEOUS REMISSION. DISEASE

CAN’T LIVE IN THE CONSCIUOSNESS OF GODS LOVE.

LASTLY, I HAVE ONE MORE FINAL STORY FOR YOU. I HAD A

REALLY GORGEOUS GIRLFRIEND IN PHILLY. SHE WAS

WONDERFUL IN EVERY RESPECT, EXCEPT SHE WAS VERY, VERY

PICKY ABOUT HER FOOD IN RESTAURANTS. EVERY TIME SHE

GOT A DISH THAT WASN’T EXACTLY TO HER LIKING- SHE’D

SEND IT BACK AND TOLD THE WAITER TO DO IT AGAIN

PROPERLY. SHE’D SEND IT BACK AND SAID COOK IT SOME

MORE. AND SHE’D SEND IT BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN. THIS

DROVE MY PARENTS CRAZY AND EVERYONE ELSE AT THE

TABLE. BUT SHE WAS RIGHT. SHE NEVER SETTLED FOR WHAT

SHE DIDN’T WANT.

SO MY LAST PIECE OF ADVICE TO YOU IS- IF YOU GET A

DIAGNOSIS FROM YOUR DOCTOR SAYING YOU’RE TERMINAL

AND HAVE ONLY SIX MONTHS TO LIVE. : SEND IT BACK.

IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT YOUR DOCTOR IS DISHING OUT- SEND

IT BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT.

GOOD NIGHT &

NAMASTE. THANK YOU.